Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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