Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i out mim tonsoeep
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