I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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