Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i dont even know how to be here
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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