I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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