he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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