Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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