so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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