im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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