Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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