i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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