Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
