Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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