I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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