But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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