the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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