Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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