Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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