STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
