I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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