he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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