I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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