I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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