Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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