we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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