I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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