Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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