Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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