Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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