I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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