is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
he just fucked me for my cheese.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize