Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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You. Win. At. Life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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