She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm both gender and math confused
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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