My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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