why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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