so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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