I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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