He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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