i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
