i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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