my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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