We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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