Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
too bad you live with your parents still
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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