it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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