at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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