Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
