How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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