what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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