We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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