Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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