How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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