TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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