Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think people are normalizing furries
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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