Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
