Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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