Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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