"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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