Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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