Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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