In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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