I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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