It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I smell stomach acid.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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