I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
