So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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